teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

vajoochie:

lameboyfriend:

vajoochie:

my old little italian meatball mobster math teacher just called me hot im laughing so hard I walked in and I was like “god it’s cold in here” and he was like “not now that you’re here” I’m laughing so hard he’s literally an Italian meatball with only 9.5 fingers I love him

i can’t believe danny devito is your teacher

they are literally the same person

charleekelly:

why are you all so mad that young girls are expressing themselves through writing poetry and comparing themselves to storms? god help us girls are doing the same thing critically acclaimed old white men have been doing for years

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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fluffyplant:

bUn FeET
dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
breakingnews:

Chelsea Manning’s name change request approved
AP: A judge approved a name change request Wednesday to formally change convicted WikiLeaks leaker Bradley Manning’s name to Chelsea Elizabeth Manning.
"Hopefully today’s name change, while so meaningful to me personally, can also raise awareness of the fact that we (transgender) people exist everywhere in America today, and that we have must jump through hurdles every day just for being who we are,” Manning said in a statement.
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